Wednesday, April 16, 2003 - 0 comments


Sow what you have Reaped!!! UPDATED

See... Post once and then it just flows like water... Nothing much to say today, just lots of dumb links... However I am looking forward to this Easter Weekend coming up. Its gonna be kickass. Jesus is coming... Look Busy!

This website is run on ‘Blogger’… it’s basically one of the major ‘web log’ setups available. Alot of Bloggers have made it ontop the news, and many have managed gained a bit of notoriety. They are used for everything from impromptu News sites, Diaries, Ramblings, Open Discussions ,and personal Pages. Well now this link reveals a side of weblogging you don’t always get to see… and provides bloggers one more way to become famous, notorious, or just to get laughed at… The Penis Blog

The Centre for Sex & Culture in San Francisco is doing an internet broadcast a Masterbate-a-thon for charity. The event is on May 2, and the 'contestants' will have a public and privates areas, as well as gender sperated areas, to perform thier 'charitywork'. Apparently not all people will have to consent to performing on camera... Apparently contestants also earn prizes for most money raised, and 'other' such achievements... hehehe, I can even type that with a straight face...

Something everyone should have, the ACLU Pocket Cheatsheet "What to do if you're stopped by the Police". Hmmm, in hindsite, this explains alot of the problems I had with the pig's... err... Peace Officers. Guess calling them Five-Oh's, Offering them donuts, and Asking if they have ever shot anyone is a bad way to get out of a ticket right?

Lets Just say... I dont completely understand it, but its kinda cool looking. Tattoo Babydolls.

When you see a link that says 'its like having a trailer hitch up your ass', you have to click on it... and so that was how I learned that they now have Stainless steel Buttplugs and masterbation toys... check out Sensual Steel... I am reminded of the Chicago Wolves tagline... Cold Steel on Ice... cept its your prostate. [grin]

New York city has a new exercise phenomenon... Slavercise. Imagine combining a ballbreaking dominatrix, with a class of 'would be' submissives who want to exercise... gotta admit, if your into that kinda thing, its a good motivator... I still prefer the link from my last post, a href="http://www.popeye-x.com/eat_what_you_like_constant_sex_diet_plan.htm" target="_blank">The Eat-What-You-Like-Constant-Sex-Diet. Now thats a workout I can relate to...

::NOTE:: Guess what? Now there are Pictures available of the Slavercise classes... enjoy!

Checkout these 1940's Propaganda Posters reworked for modern day. Lots of Terrorism, and Saddam references... and you can order them as actual posters through the Cafepress link they have. Funny as hell, reminds me of the the Russian Propaganda posters they redid during the Height of the Napster/Mp3/Riaa Issues.

Later...
posted by Jeff Rowe Wednesday, April 16, 2003 | permalink> | 0 comments

Monday, April 14, 2003 - 0 comments



Why cant I get 'The girl from Ipanema' out of my head?

Another small recess for myself, I post till my hearts content and it turn wear myself out... but now I am back... with heartening news! It seems that one of my favorite shows,[Firefly] which was canceled... leaving the fans in a bad place lookign for our next fix, is now going to be released on DVD. This dvd will even include the missing 2 episodes that were filmed but never show due to its short run on TV. I admit, space westerns always seemed so stupid to me, and this one bothered me at first... but I grew to enjoy it and eventually collected all the episodes up the the cancelation. Luckily I was left with John Doe, and then Miracles and Veritas: The quest showed up... but damn this war cause its caused my favorite shows to be all off kilter. I have my priorities!!! [smirk]

Diet Fever

Sometimes a good Idea just pops out at you... and this guy has the right idea. God knows I would have happily traded my overweight highschool days in for a fit and trim life had I The Eat-What-You-Like-Constant-Sex-Diet even been a possibility for me. I sounds like it would work, right? Even if it doesnt, where is the downside? Everybody wins... [grin]

On the opposite side we have The Hackers Diet, this is meant to be slightly funny yet effective wayt o look at things. The proverbial 'from the horses' mouth type thing. Some really good ideas and some funny stories to laugh at too...

short post today...
Later guys...
posted by Jeff Rowe Monday, April 14, 2003 | permalink> | 0 comments

Thursday, April 03, 2003 - 1 comment



Good God I'm on Fire!

Checkout Darwin Magazine's article Can Your PC Become Neurotic?, now even your computer might require therapy. Next it will be computer rights, and computer abuse laws. Trouble is I think people in my profession might be the first to be locked up [smirk]

Some useful information that has yet to find an actual 'use'...

Sperm like the smell of Flowers. This leads me into the next article I found, where they determine that Men's Perception of a Women's Weight is lessened when they wear a floral spice perfume. Okay... finally we have to admit which head is in charge... this sheads soem light on a few previous relationships though, damn those flowery perfumes!

Much like the 'panty raids' of the past, I cant remember the last time I saw a non staged example of a 'Camel Toe'... well, why search when there is a website dedicated to bring us this ever elusive creature 24/7? Checkout Cameltoe.Org - a one stop shop for photos that make you go 'hmmm'. Think we can get it named the new 'US Mascot'? [wink]

On a serious note...

The White Houses Drugs and Terror Adverts have to be one of the funniest and scariest things to come out in ages. The first of the series of commercials were run by the Partnership for Drug-Free America on behalf of the Office of National Drug Control Policy and were discontinued due to their ineffectiveness. Apparently there were claims the 'Partnership' didn't field test the commercials, and that public opinion was that they were hard to believe.
I know my first response to the commercial was a hearty laugh. First it was 'This is Dan', then introducing the joint Dan bought, then the dealer Dan bought it from, eventually leading to the terrorism supported by the money that Dan had paid. I see the connection, but I also know enough that this connection is both flimsy and can be made to support almost anything. The US federal government has had traceable and admitted legitimate dealings with Terrorist, Dictators, and Drug Czars, yet here they are telling us that our Dime Bags are what brought about 9-11? I think that we support terrorism more by filling my gas tank that by any drug purchase ever made. In the end, consider all the things we buy in a day that in the long run supports the petroleum/oil/gas companies, these purchases do more for terrorism than illicit drug buys. Now if they wanted to link that joint to inner-city violence, gang wars, cop killings...etc, that would make sense...

So, Eight Months later, the Office of National Drug Control Policy has the WPP Group's Ogilvy & Mather Worldwide running a new set of tested ad's. This time they are taking a less obtuse approach and linking drugs to Teenage Pregnancy, innocent deaths, etc... Eventually they even purchase last minute Super bowl Ad's to gain the major audience they had been lacking. These commercials had a much better ring to them... the linking of the consequences much easier to grasp. However, the commercials still ring a bit hollow, because the arguments still could easily apply to many legal substances and their legal uses. Even adage.com points out that the alcohol industry should worry as these ads could be turned against them just as easily.

So now the Whitehouse has finally admitted defeat and is Ending the Drug and Terror Ad campaign. Of course, in the process of canceling this program, they are also canceling an $8 Million study which had so far shown that the campaign was not working at all. I say goodbye and good riddance... but thanks for the laughs...

posted by Jeff Rowe Thursday, April 03, 2003 | permalink> | 1 comment

Tuesday, April 01, 2003 - 3 comments



Its April 1st... do you know where your Fool is?

I post one, I post twice, and soon its gonna be every hour on the hour... um, okay, Maybe not. It certainly feels good to back back on the wagon again. I missed all the ranting and raving. Some of you might have seen the minor debates going on in the comments area under one of my last posts. Truth be told, I no longer have the heart for such debates. I still feel strongly about certain things, but some of the realizations I have had in the last 5 years about things I once would have foguth tooth and nail for have killed it. I have a public forum to 'speak my peace' and the comments area is just that... an invitation to comment. However dont assume I will always read or comment back [sigh]

If you are expecting some April Fools joke, or wierd posting... think again. So far today I have yet to find any decent examples of an April Fools joke. Slashdot posted a handful, none of which was even a little funny. Frnakly I think they broke my humor bone early in the day...

Generic Ramblings...

Its nice to find someone who thinks the same as you, someone who takes issue with so called Goody-Too Shoes and thier attempts at telling the rest of us what Normal and Moral is. So when I found an awsome online article titled Why I love Cuss Words I was estatic... even more so when I realised it was written by a 'Chip Rowe' - Hell that almost makes us brothers right? [smirk] This guy's site has some of the funniest articles I have seen in ages... like The Moron's Guide to a Larger Penis, and Group Sex, Fourth Floor: When swingers throw a party, everyone comes. I am going to keep an eye on this site in the future...

I once went to the Wisconsin State Fair in Milwaukee, and found myself wondering if the people of wisconsin were begging to be made fun of. The two most popular and packed food stands in the entire fairgrounds were selling Cheese and Flavored Milk. Imagine that, an entire food stand selling only flavored milk, and I mean not just Chocolate, Strawberry, and Bananna. They had Grape... Cherry... flavors I that would gag the Nestle's Quick Bunny. So years later, after much therapy... I find these horrors dragged up from my subconious by none other than the makers of DR PEPPER (aka: Cadbury Schweppes) have developed and are "Grassroots Blog" Marketing a new Line of Flavored Milk Drinks named Raging Cow... The logo itself is enough to scare me off milk products forever...

Some interesting Law Changes in North Dakota have happened... Apparently they have altered the legally allowed Cosmetic Industry services to include Bikini Waxing. Previously the law limited the services to those taking place above the waist... I dont know about you but I now have a very disturbing picture of Women from North Dakota. Guess they might get that Federal money for the endangered North Dakota Jungle Bush now... [wink]

Cee'ya
posted by Jeff Rowe Tuesday, April 01, 2003 | permalink> | 3 comments