Monday, January 20, 2003 - 8 comments


Happy Birthday to me! Party Naked!

Yes... today it is. I am officially 30 years of age! Good god... is my life over now? Those around me are of varying option. I am at work though, I wanted to call in but just couldnt do it. I knew I would just wing up sitting at Panera (thanks Rebecca!) or the Borders/Barnes & Noble (Thanks Mom, Dad, & Mark!) Last night Rob and Deb dragged over a bunch of people (Pie&Kate, Rebecca&Jeff, Marko, and Sarah) and they even brought AWSOME Thai food from Green Basil in Vernon Hills. We sat around and shot the proverbial shit... drank alot, watched "An Evening with Kevin Smith", and then some of "Jay and SilentBob Strike Back"... over all it was a good time. I dont even have a huge mess to clean up (I had just finished cleaning Casa De Rowe before they got there!)

These last 2 weeks have been somewhat hellish, if it hasnt been one thing then its another. I actually got to do some lowkey hanging out 2 weekends ago, and by that point it was damn near necessary to keep me from imploding. Lets just say that this last couple weeks were ones of severe emotional confrontation, and that I have been doing alot of thinking in relation to the ultimate direction my life and world is going. Work is good though... got my old boss from 2 years ago back today... and he just rocks... so work should be less stressful... for a bit anyway [wink] I have had some incredible friends who have helped me out over these trying times... they knwo who they are and I love them all the more...

Just so you know...

Euro Seti is annoucing new information about thier tracking UFO's with space based satellites... Finally the truth is out there...

Guess what? Those Penis Enlargement pills you bought don't work... as if you couldnt tell by looking [smirk]

I hate flying... not because I am afraid or anything, but I am a 'large' size guy and flying coach sucks. If I get stuck next to someone it makes the flight unbearable... The window seat means I spend the trip with one arm numb up against the side of the plane with my head cocked all wierd... or the aisle seat means I am spending the trip avoiding getting my arm ripped off or my funny bone jammed by passing passengers, stewardess', or the carts. So imagine my suprise hearing about this... Naked Flights!!! I am glad its an option you choose... cause I wouldnt want to catch a last minute flight and wind up elbow to elbow with some nasty person who likes to let it all hang out.... they call the flights Naked Air... I hope they clean the seats afterwards... ewwww!!

There is actually a book our called 'Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie: Practical Mind Control Protection for Paranoids' by Lyle Zapato. You gotta love it...

I love Starbucks but everyso often you gotta enjoy ribbing them cause they are charging us addicted Sheep insane amounts of cash for a friggin cup of coffee... and they even have us speaking thier language to order (Venti Skim Easy Mocha Mocha with Whip) well... I found an article where a guy just wants a 'large coffee' and tries his hardest to get one...

Mahalla!
posted by Jeff Rowe Monday, January 20, 2003 | permalink> | 8 comments

Thursday, January 02, 2003 - 0 comments



You are all NeoMaxiZoomDweebies...

Happy New Year to all my readers... none of you ungrateful numbskulls invited me out to party or hangout so I was stuck hanging with Leah and Kelly [grin]. It wasnt exactly as wild and funfilled as last years improptu trip to Famous Freddies, but it was a good time. Checkout this years pics... but you were warned about them being less than exciting.

So thats my New Years in a nutshell... The next major holiday I have to worry about is January 20th... my 30th Birthday! Want to buy me a present? I accept Gift Certificates for Borders and Barnes and Nobles... but would prefer you send me Ca$h, Frequent Flyer Miles, or Free flight vouchers... They will be put to good use, I assure you.

L8r

posted by Jeff Rowe Thursday, January 02, 2003 | permalink> | 0 comments