Friday, December 27, 2002 - 2 comments


Something else to Celebrate on January 20th!

This coming January 20th in the year 2003, holds many incredible celebrations... not only is it Lorenzo Lama's Birthday (IE: Renegade), but also it is my 30th birthday... (Yes I said 30th!). Now added to the festivities is the final Freeing of Kevin... Kevin Mitnick is finally being released from his parole and will be allowed to read his own email and surf the web without restriction. He even recently got his HAM License returned to him after a $16,000 court battle with the FCC who finally declared him -suffiently- rehabilitated.

This is all and good, but I prefer that you skip sending gifts and money to Kevin on Lorenzo... please forward them to me... Ill make sure they get them. Just make all checks and MO's to -Cash-

Happy Bday to me!




posted by Jeff Rowe Friday, December 27, 2002 | permalink> | 2 comments

Friday, December 20, 2002 - 7 comments



Ho Ho Ho… but enough about Mrs Clause!

Merry Xmas from jeffrowe.net… Another year down the hole. I am hoping to make some changes around here for the New Year… for better or worse… So watch out people!

As for the holidays, expect some drunken pics from Xmas… maybe even some New Years pics… despite my not knowing what I am actually going to be up to. For xmas I am doing the traditional meetup at the P's and then off to meet up with the relatives… I will have some very special people in my heart and mind that day… wishing with all my heart that I could spend that day with them. Maybe very soon… maybe very soon…

Lets lighten things up a bit for the holiday…

Sometimes I feel like making a [Link to Porn] but don't actually feel like finding the porn… so, like in this instance, I can just give the link I did… who'd know the difference? If you are not shaking your head with no idea what this means… click the link again and try READING it…

If you have ever been on the receiving end of a bitter tirade coming from a guy who has been recently hurt by a woman… you know it can sometimes be extremely funny… well checkout SlackersGuild article 'GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS' for a bit of a laugh… even I feel the humor and I was once one of those bitter guys…

This site is awesome [TheStranger.com], its like Dear Abby on crack… the questions range from weird to absolutely bizarre, and much like 'Jerry Springer' it makes you want to jump up and scream at the people who post. The one I found that caught my eye and made me checkout the rest of the site was Cock Therapy? and I have to say I agree with the answer, this parent screwed up royally. Cant Say I would do better, in the heat of the moment I would probably be the father… shutting the hell up and walking away before I get myself in trouble. Still funny as hell seeing as it isn't my problem right?

Merry F'ing Christmas Everybody!

posted by Jeff Rowe Friday, December 20, 2002 | permalink> | 7 comments

Thursday, December 19, 2002 - 2 comments



Honk if your Horny...

Christmas Shopping has ruined my ability to deal with people… Its hard enough to deal with everyday stupid people, but add in the Xmas rush, Too much Shopping, and 10x the normal number of people out and about… its just too much… I talk on my Cell while I drive all the time and manage to Drive, Work, Live without causing the rest of the world harm… but guess what will happen if I get cutoff by one more dumbass in a Lexus who is too busy on his/her Cellphone to realize that I had the right of way? [The real story of that pic.]

Looks like Airport security is taking things up a notch… a Local Arlington Heights girl either had cheap jewelry or the Phoenix Airport has some damn sensitive Equipment cause She set off the metal detector's and got a free Feelup on her way through the security checkpoint… I have yet to set off a detector, but I will say one thing, O'Hare is Lightweight security compared to some others I have been through… considering my piercings, I'm not sure if this makes me want to go to Phoenix or avoid it all together… [grin]

Forgot to get your letter into Santa and now your short on time? Save precious minutes deciding 'How to lie to Santa'... err… I mean... 'What to say to Santa…' and use this hand dandy
'Dear Santa' Letter Generator…

You might be asking yourself? What do I get for my bar buddies? I mean, half the time they cant see straight, they have pissed themselves, and the only thing they really want is that snaggletoothed chick across the bar that does dirty things for a Beer and a shot. Well now there is a magazine for those hard to shop for Alcholics… Modern Drunkard Magazine. Its much better than that Intervention you had been planning, and worth more than an A.A. Sobriety token.

Hehehe… just when we all finally thought that ANYTHING can be considered Art… we now find out that it isn't art, when it's a Class A Misdemeanor… Wow… talk about bad ideas… almost as bad as the posters titled 'Daddys Little Whore' put up by a local student right after the Joan Bennet Ramsey case... wish I could find a link for that...

On the Politcal front…
In recent days there have been numerous reports of backpedaling by the various parts of the government that have been highly vocal or recently formed. It turns out that maybe they now realize that despite our countries need and want to stop Terrorism, we are not quite yet ready to allow our government to turn us into a military state… check out The Memory Hole for info on what our gov't is doing now… and Do you agree that the US's recent actions are less than proper?

Well... Ciao People...
Merry Xmas, Happy Kwanza, or whatever your commericalized holiday poison is...

posted by Jeff Rowe Thursday, December 19, 2002 | permalink> | 2 comments

Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 8 comments



The Shadow Knows...

I have had a million things to write here, so much is going on in my life that I would love to talk about. However, much as I enjoy to publically air my personal triumphs, woes, and feelings… sometimes it just isnt the way things work. For those of you in the know, feel priviledged... for those not in the know... maybe you are and just dont realize it. [smirk] Anyhow, Things are a brewing out there... X-mas is on the way, despite my every protest... I have gotten exactly .05% of my shopping done, and have realized once again that I don't have nearly enough money to do the season justice.... how can I buy myself all the cool stuff I want if I have to shop for you bozo's too? [grin]

I know I have promised a major upheaval of my site at least a dozen times... but one part has finally come to the light of day. Some of Ali's new Coworkers at Rackspace are running a very cool Picture Gallery software called Gallery. I loved the ease of use, self generating thumbnails, security, etc… so Slooze was tossed aside and the new one was put up. It wasn't a simple thing either… I wound up bugging a few friends of Ali's for help, and then in the end realized that I was just being a twit and got it working with some modifications done by my Hosting service. I have even added in some extra's to allow for self registration, and I m working on a random/top 5 Addin, as well and tying the Logon to the whole site. Then I would be forced to fix some of my 'half assed' programming on the main pages right? Hehehehe….

What new things are there to Post? Hmm… Leah is single again, and has been asking me to post this fact to my site… anyone interested? Email her. hmmm… that's all I can think of right now… post more later

Ciao

posted by Jeff Rowe Wednesday, December 04, 2002 | permalink> | 8 comments