Thursday, November 21, 2002 - 5 comments


Greetings from the 7th Level of Hell... ::Updated::

I am posting this from the pc of the training company Medline is using right now. I am offically not required to be here, but whatelse am I going to do? Its 45m to get home, so I would miss most of my TV shows anyways. Besides, There is a hooters right down the road... hmmm, Wings and Boobs! So for a little while I am going to stick around and hang out... they have already given me my certificate... a "New Horizons Certificate of Completion for Windows XP - Level 1 - 8hr course". For those who are wondering, this is basically saying I can work a mouse, click around and do the *MOST* basic stuff in Windows XP. Lets just say its way more remiedial than my boss realized.

Well, I have surfed enough on thier time... maybe its time to leave?
The instructor is cute though... hehehe
hmm, off to hooters....

Update: Later on that night, many miles away...
Occasionally I get the wierdest people msging me on ICQ. A couple of times it was someone who thought they knew me, or thought I was someone else. They would argue with me, tell me I was screwing around, insist I was lying about who I was. It was fun to screw with them, but after a while it got old, almost painful. I wish they had been as entertaining as this guys mixup.

Ciao'
posted by Jeff Rowe Thursday, November 21, 2002 | permalink> | 5 comments

Thursday, November 14, 2002 - 1 comment



They're Magically Delicious!

Another week down the drain, though this one took with it my will to live at peace with the rest of the world. I have started giving new thought to becoming a hired gun, hitman, assassin, whatever you prefer to call them. I mean, I have all these urges to kill but no one I can kill without drawing suspicion on myself. I doubt it will ever happen, much like my childhood dreams of being an astronaut or Biochemist.

My weekend plans are to clean my house… I never did make it to "8mile" so maybe that will be in the plans too. I also need to get my home network working… right now its all surrounding and under my desk… I really want to hook up a PC with my TV card in it to my TV so I can try streaming video and such. Of coarse… I also need streaming porn to my bedroom… [wink]

In other News...

What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? Tired of being underappreciated and manipulated by powerful 'others', you fight back. Though possesssing a cold, violent outside, you have a soft, scentimental inside. You love your partner, you cherish family heirlooms, and you want nothing more than to be geniunely happy -- but you don't mind having to kill a couple of nimrods who happen to clutter your path.
What Pulp Fiction Character Are You?


Bruce Willis Rocks... Ali toot the test and got 'Honey Bunny'.

I have recently managed to get pictures up of Leah's little "Corwin" who many have heard about but few have seen. The infamous Zoe is there too, as well as Leah who is happy as hell she got her body back.

In my searches of the internet, I find lots of things… sometimes I find them without even searching for them… for instance, despite my failed attempts to locate some oddball usb drivers, in the process I didn locate The-Clitorus.com. Which is a great place to learn about women and their bodies… they even have a whole page discussing the Female Orgasm. Check it out, Eat and drink heartily! The internet has provided mental nourishment for us all once again…

L8R…

posted by Jeff Rowe Thursday, November 14, 2002 | permalink> | 1 comment

Thursday, November 07, 2002 - 5 comments



You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.

Happy Birthday Ali! Its official, another year older… she said she is planning a nice quiet weekend, no parties or benders. I think she is mainly working on getting herself set to move into her new place. Drop your bday wishes to her… or send them to me and I will forward them.

I have spent the better part of my nights this week working on getting a new picture gallery software running. For the life of me I dont know why it wont work… my only guess isn't a good one. I think I need a newer version of PHP on my server. Trouble is I am hosted by Hostway.com and I don't get much say in this. It would be one thing if the current version I had wasn't like 8-10 releases behind. The real kicker is that the verify for the gallery says my PHP is ok, but then I read that it isn't on one of the forums… Lovely!

I also want to build in a info storage area to my site. Someplace I can store address, phone #'s, notes, random crap… like a PIM but for the web. I am always having to export and reimport my data from one machine to another and the stuff is never the same in two spots. There has to be something I can use… and that I don't have to pay for. Yeah, Free is definitely a plus [wink]

This weekend I plan on relaxing. I haven't seen Mark in a while… so I might hang with him. Joe is busy but might come out to go 'floating' downtown. I have had the urge to try this for years and never got my butt downtown to do it. I definitely want to go see "8 Mile" this weekend… I know I said that before… but this time it is actually in the theaters! Other than that… no plans. Nothing set anyway… like usual.

Also, Im sending my early bday wishes to Heather in Milwaukee (aka: Tigger), her bday is tomorrow the 8th. Happy bday… hope your working on that score! (and send me a pic for my site!)

Ciao…


posted by Jeff Rowe Thursday, November 07, 2002 | permalink> | 5 comments