Happy Birthday to Me! - This Friday is Jan 20th, the 33rd annual celebration of the day of my birth.
A New Post! - Holly crap, somebody call call the media. The only thing more astonishing is that I cleaned out my spare room. Do you think anyone noticed the icicles in hell yet?
Happy Bday Mom! - A belated web birthday announcement for my mother (Denise) who turned 50 this year. She actually said she wasnt ready to be 50 yet... I am not sure I am ready fro it either.
Jan 20th, One More Day! Before I turn 32yrs old. God do I feel old, I have the incredible urge to go do something stupid... but after 32 years of doign stupid things, maybe I should try something new?
The Dead Milkmen were Prophets, their warnings are true!
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You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park. The Dead Milkmen spoke to us, they tried to warn us, they wanted us to ‘Know what the queers are doing to our soil’. They even knew about Des Moines ‘Large Underground Homosexual Population’ – They were in it with the martians, they were building landing strips for gay martians.
Well they were right! The Proof is finally here! It turns out that in Davenport, there is a large ‘Underground Alien Population’… and the police have gone and disabled the device that was keeping them at bay. Good lord man, its only a matter of time before the come for us!!! Jump into your bitchin camero’s and get the hell out of dodge. Save yourselves before you wind up like that wurster kid… or even Bill Jr., I swear to god!.
Tenants Find Alien Protection Device Upon Move-In: Bomb Squad Called In POSTED: 11:05 am CDT October 18, 2005 - UPDATED: 11:17 am CDT October 18, 2005
DAVENPORT, Iowa -- A home in eastern Iowa no longer has the power to scare off underground aliens. Police have taken away a device from a home in Davenport after its new tenants discovered a box containing what they thought was a bomb. But the house's former owner said it was designed to scare off aliens living underground. Jessica Harper moved out of the house last month and left behind the box. She said she got it from her mother's friend, an astrologer who Harper describes as "off his rocker."
She said she didn't want to throw it away because it wasn't hers. The new tenants discovered the box Monday and evacuated their home while the local bomb squad investigated. Authorities would not confirm the device's purpose, but they said it looks dangerous.
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I Honestly almost forgot how to update my site. I am currently doing so only to see if I can get back in the swing of it. It feel almost nostolgic...
Right now, I pretty much work... and spend my weekends with Corwin and my parents. So if the 'Why dont you post' question comes up, dont bother. My life is boring, or at best annoying. Nobodt wants to hear about my day, or deal with my bitching. Trust me, I dont even want to hear it again.
I need to redo this site, a new layout and plan for the future. If I can do it for my website, then my life can be much harder right? ::smirk::
I am not the same person I was just 3 years ago... my son has made sure of that.
Corwin is heading for 3 like a jackrabbit... he talks like a little adult, plays hard, fights hard, and surprises me with his abilities every time I see him. Hearing him tell me I am his 'Bestest Friend' and getting the occasional 'I love you' -or- 'I like you' is what keeps me going. I lavish him with as much love as I can give, reminding him how smart he is, and how much I love him back. I try to be stern with him, and try not to fold like a cheap suit when he gets realises he has made me mad. Every week is tough, I live off of my memories of our time together...
I always knew I would love being a father, but I never wanted it to be this way. I want to be able to spend time with him everyday. I want him to be able to know I am there in a heartbeat for anything. I am making the best of the situation as it is, and be the kind of dad where he doesnt notice the difference. Where we can bridge that gap at a level that makes it almost not even there.
posted by Jeff Tuesday, July 19, 2005 | permalink> | 0 comments
I know you're out there...I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us, you're afraid of change...I don't know the future...I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end, I came here to tell you how this is going to begin. Now, I'm going to hang up this phone, and I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you...a world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world...where anything is possible!
